Prologue:

[scene opens on a married couple sitting in a dark room.  each of them is staring at a computer screen, realizing they have wasted their entire day on the internet]

Crystl:  Joe and I watch a lot of movies...I mean a LOT of movies.  We decided to start writing little movie reviews as a way of giving back to the community.  We see a lot of different types of movies so we'll try to say who we might think it's target audience is so you can decide if you're interested.  If it's a children's movie, we'll try to get our kids to jump in on the review as well.

[husband hands wife swedish fish which is against the eating rules and starts to play a game on the aforementioned internet]

Crystl:  We hope it's just a fun way of sharing our opinion and getting some feedback if you have seen the movie too.  We'll start with our most recent ones we've seen and maybe talk about older movies if we don't go to the theater.  

As a side, but related note; we have made it our life's goal to watch every movie on the IMDB's top 250 rated movies list.  It's been an awesome experience to see movies we wouldn't normally choose and learn where the quotes and references come from!  We'll let you know if the reviewed movie is on the list.